Karoline Lewis, Biblical Scholar, Amazing preacher...a day in her life sung by her wanna-be twin sister: Amber Marten Sweet Karoline (Lewis) By: Amber Marten Well, it begins Im preaching today in chapel My sermon is great, but what to wear? I say screw the alb Im thinking heels and color No matter what, the men all stare At one, gorgeous one, stunning one, Pretty me, ugly you Sweet Karoline, A teacher should never look this good I look divine More than any of you could but no---ow Skinner and Lose Aint got nothing on the maven The brainwave would tank if not for me And when I preach Theyre sitting in sheer amazement Tryin to take notes frantically (dont worry Matt, Ill slow down for ya) Then hands, praying hands, preaching out, moving me, saving you! Sweet Karoline Romans never read this good Im changing lives More than Martin Luther could Sweet Karoline Good times never seem so good Ive been inclined To believe it never would
