The Sunday Sermon - Atheist Joke

4.10 And lo behold did the Lord provide the water and said unto Eldrid "quench thy thirst"
4.11 and Eldrid did sup but his thirst was not sated and he did say unto the Lord " Why does the water not sate me o Lord?"
4.12 So the Lord did say unto Eldrid "pluck thy yonder leaf and cast into unto the waters" and Eldrid did as he was bid.
4.13 Then the Lord did raise unto the cup a fire but there was no flame and soon it shown that the water did boil".
4.14 Eldrid was fearful but the Lord did say unto Eldrid "have no fear for I am with you"
4.15 Now take the milk from the yonder oxen and the sweetness from the cane I have given you and place them into the cup
4.16 Eldrid did as he was bid and then the Lord did take the spoon and they did blend and said verily unto Eldrid "sup"
4.17 and Eldrid did sup and lo his thirst was quenched and he was amazed and did ask unto the Lord
4.18 The Lord say unto Eldrid "it is I who provided and who you did not see and lo I have given you what was already here"
4.19 Then Eldrid knew that the Lord had given him the eyes to see and the tongue to taste and verily he was happy
4.20 Then he did not question the Lord no more, for the tea was good.

That was the worse way I have ever heard that joke told. :p

And just because it makes fun of clergy does not make it an atheist joke; making fun of the priest is a long worldwide tradition. (Because humor is freedom, and blasphemy is freedom.)

This video is basically saying that this ladies husband was up all night trying to debate with atheists so he couldn't stay awake. Funny, everyone knows those people can't go without getting angry about things they falsely believe in. Oh hears a joke a atheist swearing on the Bible in a court saying he will say the truth XD

can you do something about the sound level of this video please? everytime i open your page a high banging sound welcomes me...

That was super super funny! jk

Loooooooool and religious people below and the ones that come in above me shhhhhh

I really don't see how this is an atheist joke. It'd be equally funny to a religious person.

Why do atheist act like they are intellectually superior then all others? People who have faith in a higher power must be doing something right because it's a scientific fact that those who have faith in a higher power have longer life spans then those who don't. And the way they push their beliefs on people is just as bad as any holy roller pounding on your door at 6am. If you wanna believe that all you are is worm food after you die, be my guest. I like the idea of an afterlife better then rotting away in the ground.

hilarious XD

How is this an atheist joke?

A lightning rod on a church,
A priest with health insurance,
Printing "God With Us" on money,
Waging religious war,
Swearing to tell "the whole truth", on a book that says that no man can know the whole truth,
those are atheist jokes.

bad delivery.

Haw haw haw!!!

You shouldn't explain the punch line.

Yeah...

This was really lame.

Jokes end with the punch-line, not with the butt of the joke saying that they really suck at (whatever).

umm ok to help with laughing at the bible just read " Isaiah 14:23 you should read about things talking that shouldn't

I get the joke but it wasn't presented very well. 

That was not very well done, the production value was much too low end and hurt the joke overall, and it is counter productive as I kinda wanna un-subscribe now.

......um, this was....hmmm.